Welcome to ALoofHosting
Ever try other free hosts? Popup ads, unrealistic bandwidth limits, banners at the top or bottom of each screen. It’s disgusting.
That’s why you should let us exploit you instead. We’ll give you 50mb of diskspace to store your large site, 500mb/month of bandwidth so you can provide your content to tens of thousands of readers of your teenage-angst poetry, we’ll even set up a web-based control panel for you to make uploading and managing your site easier — and what do we ask in return?
On every page we’ll insert a small 2-line text ad extolling the virtues of our parent company whom is footing the bill. You even get to choose exactly where to place the ad in your page.
You use us. We use you. It’s modern business at its most honest.